Posted 8 minutes ago

lucy-or-something:

piinboots:

sickhypnotik:

his wife said she’d divorce him if he killed Arya

his wife said she’d divorce him if he killed Arya

GOOD

^

(Source: katzbeverly)

Posted 10 minutes ago

missallegra:

Dumbledore: “and with 350 points Slytherin wins the house cup

But I have a few extra points to give out

500 points to Dumbledore for being the best headmaster”

*house flags all change to Dumbledore’s face*

Posted 12 minutes ago

We don’t touch…well, not directly. Prophylactically, yes.

(Source: kissthefuture)

Posted 12 minutes ago

-Everybody, this is Marvin

-We named him after my pop.

-Tell them the full name.

-Marvin Wait For It Eriksen.

(Source: hazellncaster)

Posted 22 minutes ago

captainstormwind:

The truth is out there.

Posted 44 minutes ago

gr4ceffa:

this video was a ride from start to finish

Posted 55 minutes ago
Posted 1 hour ago

achievementhuntadventuretime:

The Heist poster courtesy of twitter user @skinny_e

Posted 1 hour ago
Posted 1 hour ago